Gonna be a bigger life change than I first thought.

But in a good way.

Here’s to change.

Don’t be a badass in Saudi Arabia. LINK

It was just one test, MOMMY!!! LINK

If two witches where watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

For donating $100,000 of his own money to the relief efforts in Haiti.  Not only that, but he promises to donate even more once he’s seen where it can best be used.  Also, Major League Baseball and the NFL have made donations of $1,000,000 on behalf of the league’s general managers and players.  And the recently discovered to be SERIOUSLY unfaithful Tiger Woods has apparently pledged $3,000,000 of his own cash as well.  (better hold onto to some of that for the divorce, Mr.Woods.)

Thumbs Down:  The NHL

For making the same donation as ONE NBA PLAYER. ($100,000)

Thumbs Up:  The Office

Every time I think it’s going get old…it doesn’t.

Thumbs Down:  Stupid new shows like “Jersey Shore” and “Operation Repo“

Seriously.  They are, to tv, what all that auto-tune s#!& is to music.

Thumbs Up:  Conan O’brien

For being hilarious and doing a stand-up job for NBC.

Thumbs Down:  Jay Leno and NBC

For being crazy.  Leno is OVER and NBC is not only oblivious to this fact, but are being royal jerk-stores to Conan.

Thumbs Up:  The winter we’re having

Not to jinx it or anything, but if this is the weather we’re getting this year, sweeeeeeeeeeet.

Thumbs Down:  Last summer

Maybe that’s why the big guy’s taking it easy on us right now.

Thumbs Up: This Youtuber

He’s pretty dang funny.

Thumbs Down (but secretly WAY UP): This Youtuber

Lord, hit me with some hearing loss, stat.

THE GOOD AND THE BAD… (Volume 1)

Good: Obama, Blackberry messenger, The Pittsburgh Penguins, shwarma.

Bad: Bernie Madoff, the summer, auto-tune, Toronto sports teams.

Good: 30 Rock, Teen Girl Squad bumper stickers, anything Mac, This youtuber.

Bad: Tiger Woods, Lady Gaga, Vampire everything, Italian hair-cuts.

Good: British accents, Zach Galifianakis, Paramore, Facebook.

Bad: Jon and Kate, the economy, losing MJ, LG Neon.

Good: MGD, Crosby vs. Ovechkin, The New Orleans Saints, This Youtuber.

Bad: Headshots, The War, dance shows, MTV awards.

Good: David,  SNL, Dave Mattews Band, The Hour.

Bad: The Snuggie, Kanye West,  Twitter, Jagermeister/redbull.

Good: Oliver’s cottage,  Jim Balsillie, Canada, This Youtuber.

Bad: Balloon Boy’s parents, Chris Brown, Stereos, A-Rod.

Good: Canadian Olympic Hockey Team announcement, Lu-lu lemon, HD, Glee.

Bad: Swine Flu, Gary Bettman, Gary Bettman, Gary Bettman.